I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed reading a book this much. Preston Lewis has crafted a story chocked full of indelible characters whose antics in pursuit of money will keep you smiling throughout.
The locale is Ft. Griffin, the westernmost Army post and town in Texas. It is the Spring of 1878, and royalty has arrived by stagecoach in the person of English Baron Jerome Manchester Paget, who proposes to buy land upon which he plans to establish a buffalo ranch.
The absurdity of this idea is highlighted even more by the $25,000 equivalent in British currency that he carries about in a satchel and openly flaunts in a frontier town renown for its lawlessness. The expression “a fool and his money are soon parted” becomes the prevailing attitude amongst both residents and visitors in Ft. Griffin, all of whom scheme to swindle the baron out of his money.
There’s Cat Tails, a Tonkawa Indian with an unquenchable thirst for whiskey and the feline appendages from which he derives his name.
There’s Colonel John Paul Jenkins, the commander of the military garrison whose Buffalo soldiers bear no love for their leader.
There’s the widow Flora Belmont, whose five previous husbands have died under suspicious circumstances.
There’s the Reverend G.W. (God Willing) Tuck, whose sermons and apparent miracles serve to line his pockets, not give hope or redemption to sinners.
There’s the gunman One-Eyed Charlie Gatliff, who aims to kill the baron and take his money, and the professional gambler Joe Loper, who won’t let that happen before he can get the baron in a poker game and cheat him at cards.
There’s the husband and wife team Wanda and Wallace Sikes, who use her sexuality to get men into compromising situations so they can be blackmailed.
There’s Lop-Eared Annie Lee, whose disproportionate bosoms keep customers lining up for a peek and a poke. And… so many more!
Baron Paget must use his wits and the services of fourteen-year-old orphan Sammy Collins and a rooster to ward off this colorful cast of characters.
Someone is certainly going to get fleeced, but who and how is at the heart of this humorous western classic that will have readers guessing and howling with laughter.
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